Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Anders Flanderz

Anders Flanderz may be playing, singing, dancing, but he is also challenging the laws of physics. There are no words to describe what he's doing out there in the streets, other than outstanding and remarkable, that's or sure.

This performance was in Liverpool, check out Anders Flanderz following these links
instagram.com/andersflanderzonemanband
facebook.com/andersflanderzonemanband
www.andersflanderz.com

Police brutality in Hong Kong - Fascism everywhere

It all started in July when people gathered peacefully protesting against the recent extradition bill. The last protest had over 1,5 million people and after that police started behaving like that, killing, torturing, kidnapping... China cut the lines of 911 so people couldn't be helped. 

Police brutality is becoming more violent and strong each day and no country cares about it. Police is killing and kidnapping people in the streets, it's a fact. Protesters have started to write "last letters" to their loved ones, in case they don't return home. Or they ended up arrested or they ended up killed. 

The same is happening in Barcelona and Chile where innocent people are being arrested, injured and killed by the police, and no one does anything. The police need to stop! 

O Joker Português - Batatinha Trailer Oficial 2019

Escola do Cristiano Ronaldo - Aprender a ser o melhor do mundo

Quer ser o melhor do mundo? Quer ser o próximo Cristiano Ronaldo? Então não perca este vídeo da Escola do Cristiano Ronaldo, e veja já algumas dicas para aprender ser o melhor do mundo. Praticar o Inglês é fundamental para o sucesso de Cristiano Ronaldo, por isso repita "You have beautiful eyes." ou "Babe you want 300pounds?", e o sucesso vai ser 100% garantido. Escolher o nome artístico também é importantíssimo para ser o melhor do mundo, por isso, mesmo que você se chame António Zacarias não desespere, porque na Escola do Cristiano Ronaldo vai aprender a ser o melhor do mundo e arredores.

⚠️ CHEGA - Partido Fascista no Parlamento Português

 Fascista André Ventura -  Partido CHEGA!

 As palavras estratégicas do programa de André Ventura - Fascista e líder do CHEGA!, enganou e manipulou a população garantido assim um lugar no Parlamento Português. Em palavras simples, estas são algumas das propostas do CHEGA completamente anti-constituicionais:

💀 Serviço à comunidade obrigatório em troca do RSI;

💀 Apoios e regalias para a Polícia e Militares;

💀 Prisão Prepétua, castração química e suspensão de direitos para reclusos acusados de Terrorismo ou "qualquer imigrante ilegal"; 

💀 Contra o aborto, eutanásia e leis da comunidade LGBT;

💀 Introdução de programa católico no Ensino Obrigatório;

Quer dar direito à Policia de exercer excesso de força, ou por outras palavras, podem-nos até matar que não sofrem qualquer punição, o que é um absurdo!

Saímos duma ditadura e vamos cair noutra com estas propostas racistas, xenófobas e anti-imigração?

O fascista Ventura está preocupado com a miséria de 160Euros do RSI mas não fala na corrupção que há no governo, como por exemplo quanto é que voces do CHEGA! recebem de salário???????

Terrorismo em Portugal não existe, nem tão pouco imigrantes ilegais. Existem sim pessoas que procuram uma vida melhor, e Portugal só tem que ajudar, como acontece com muitos portugueses que migram em busca de uma vida melhor noutros paises, e esperam ser "bem recebidos".

⚠️⚠️⚠️ Não se deixem enganar por este impostor fascista!⚠️⚠️⚠️

Why I don't vote

Do you want to know why vote doesn't make any difference? Watch this closely to find out...

George Carlin was a social critic, stand up comedian and humorist since 1977. In my opinion, he is the pioneer of black comedy. Everything he says makes perfect sense, and the only way of transmitting this message legally is by doing it in an entertainment category. Otherwise, the government wouldn't let him speak, that's for sure!

Prime-Minister Scheme: Candidates of 2019 Portuguese Elections

Choose your favorite mugger

Tomorrow will be election day in Portugal, one of the most comedy and entertaining events of the country, that will decide who's going to steal our tax money for the next four years.

The last one on the Prime-Minister/King-of-the-Thieves position was the mugger Antonio Costa, however, tomorrow "the population" will select the biggest mugger of them all to occupy the place of conman, the number one Thief Career of the country.

Although these elections have more than 20 political parties/expert-stealers, all of them with criminal abilities, only six of them will, as usual, have a chance to win the Prime-Minister Scheme of 2019. The other politicians/thieves are just extras in this big-budget movie-scene, to make the election scheme believable to the people.

Always remember: choose wisely your favorite mugger because you are going to "decide" who's going to be Portugal's Mugger of 2019, who will be winning the amazing award of Prime-Minister/King-of-the-Thieves of the country. And Thieves, or I mean, Politicians, be ready because it's about to start the Game of Thieves 2019 - Portuguese Edition.

IF THIS SCHEME IS HAPPENING IN YOUR COUNTRY AS WELL, PLEASE SHARE SO WE ALL CAN DEBATE WHO'S THE BIGGEST MUGGER OF THE WORLD

Politician's Career

Bradley Cooper guest on Between Two Ferns

Hilarious, and a complete out-of-the-box talk-show, "Between Two Ferns" is hosted by Zach Galifianakis and, in this episode, it's guest-starring Brandley Cooper. For those who are not familiar with the show, Zach interviews his guests with uncomfortable and insane questions, creating an awkward, and sometimes shocking, atmosphere.

I think Zach does comedy so spontaneously as I find myself breathing, you know?  Plus, Bradley is clearly so high, so high, that I cannot stop seeing his face without laughing. Look at his eyes! Come on, when you're that high, you can try to hide it, but you're not going to succeed.

If you're looking for a spontaneous laugh don't miss this, you won't regret it!

Chicken stands up against fried chicken eaters

I'm no expert in poetry but there were some true heart and soul words going on over there. Seriously, it was amazing, no? For me that one was a winner, although I didn't heard the other chicken's poems. But anyway, we should all put eyes on that crazy bastard with the shades covering the eyes - well done! Wish you luck and hope you don't get fried.

Image post on @the_argyle_sweater

Bear sets Police Car on fire

Aparently, just a couple of days ago, in Northern California, a bear somehow smashed and set on fire a police car.

I'm not sure if it was a bear or some kind of government experiment monster, but I'm sure of one thing: at least we agree that police just make things much worse, and we should keep them out!

Bear Defense!!

Source: here